Norty Santa

I say ... and you think ... ?

Treadmill :: walk
Stroke :: the cat
Exclusively :: only
Lash :: strike
Red carpet:: famous
Credit card :: debt
Points :: goals
Domestic :: animal
21 :: legal age
Inject :: immunise

Appetizer

Which snack do you like to get when you go to the movies?

Popcorn

Soup

What year did you start using the internet?

gee...umm I think 1995 I'm not really sure

Salad

What is your first name in Pig Latin? (Here’s how to speak it if you don’t already know!)

izabethelay

Main Course

Name something you are picky about.

if sausages are cooked through properly...nothing worse than a snag that is still all icky in the middle...(barf)..

Dessert

Fill in the blanks:

I _took the kids to the pool__ yesterday and I need to do washing_ today.

Just heard on the radio that they are trying to BAN Santa from yelling out 'ho ho ho' in the shopping centres...because it scares children...they want him to yell out 'ha ha ha' ....what a fucking joke..some sugestions on the radio were 'yo yo yo' or even ' happy birthday Jesus' lmao

Santas yesterday in the shops were still saying 'ho' despite the attempts to ban it... KEEP ON HO'ing SANTA